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when youve done shrooms and smoked 2 blunts and your brain cant form simple thoughts anymore
i would explain the definition but im so brain tiredd
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A booger that feels like a hard boog when being picked, but is attached to soft gooey boogs which when pulled out, seems like it is attached to the brain.
Oops, I thought that was a hard boog that I could quickly pick, roll, and flick. I had no idea it was attached part of my frontal lobe. That was one hell of a brain boog.
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A) A brain conference is one where teachers gather around in a conference room and talk about teaching ways.
B) Also, it is used in math class when using a calculator.
C) A way to "brain conference" is putting your two fingers up to your temples, shaking your head, and saying brain conference in a spooky way.
A) Hey, I heard Mrs. Keller is going to the brain conference!
B) Hey, please do not bring your brain conference calculator to math class today. It is getting really annoying.
C) Hey, did you see the Stiers at the dance last night? He was doing the brain conference!
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very short term lapse of cognizant thinking
Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"
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The insult that one stupid skid homie from a hick town gives to another stupid skid homie from that town when he deems him to have done something foolish. (Because hamster's brains are small, eh.)
"Ya fockin' hamsta brain, you smoked the last smoke and the fockin' store's closed, eh."
"That fockin' hamsta brain, he knocked up Shelley AGAIN."
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When one's brain has turned to a mass of useless matter, e.g., a loser or retard due to spending too much time blogging and not enough time in the "real" world.
Early signs of "blogger brain" include: feelings of guilt for missing a post, signing in every hour to check for new comments, and forgetting your children's names...
It's useless doctor. I've tried reaching her, but it's as though she's in another dimension. It's as though she is suffering from "blogger brain."
Forget him...he's zoned out with a case of "blogger brain."
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Quick change of mind
Was headed to grab a drink with you all as planned but my girl called & brain forked me. Next time...
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