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The light brown froth left on one’s upper lip when drinking a heavy, dark stout beer like Guinness.
“It’s time to give myself a bad case of Irish Herpes.”
When a man swings his genitalia back and forth rhythmically slapping his thigh to produce a clapping sound
I’m tired of all this Irish clapping in the locker room.
When you’ve gotten into a tiff with someone and you meet up to hang out and don’t mention the fight
Man, can we Irish hello it. I don’t want to talk about it
A hasty arrival to a gathering made without previously confirming attendance or without invite with the intent to be cheeky or a rabble rouser. An Irish Hello is most common among groups of friends and old man sports clubs where competition and camaraderie are most valued.
Joe pulled an Irish Hello at happy hour wearing a beard and telling soccer jokes. The entire group was flabbergasted.
Arriving late to a party, sneaking past everyone without a greeting to the bar for a few shots to catch up then coming out to say hello.
Shawn: Have you seen Scott? I thought he just got here and now I can't find him.
Kelly: Yeah! Where is he? We need to get him on the next round.
Scott: <just walking in> Hello! No need! I just had a few on my own!
Shawn: aw damn ye fer giving us the old Irish hello ye bastard
When you are with a group of people drinking, everyone says goodnight, you act like you are leaving the bar too but then at the last minute, without your friends knowing (well, maybe a couple friends know but never the whole group) you turn around and go back to the bar you just left or another bar…
We were leaving the bar but then a couple of us Irish U-Turned and we drank til 4 in the morning.
person a: irish elephant
person b: what?
person a: doesn't exist
person b: yeah sure *googles*
person b: holy shit this doesnt exist!