hung like a donkey

A man who has large genitals

Jeez, he's hung like a donkey!

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hung like a squirrel

It's when you are so big that your nuts drag on the floor

"OMG he was hung like a squirrel!"
"That Small?"
"No... His nuts dragged on the ground!"

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I dont like it!

In Australia, people say this in imitation of redneck politician Pauline Hanson. Say it in a disapproving, nasal voice whenever somebody disses something they know nothing about.

"Ms Hanson, what do you think about Stephen Hawking's new theories about the properties of light?"
"I dont like it!"

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come like a bishop

To ejaculate forcefully with great volume.

Named because of the celibacy of priests, and the considerable buildup of semen compared to a male who masturbates every day.

To replicate this effect one must abstain from self-abuse for around a week, leading to the resulting ejaculate consisting of considerable force, feeling and volume.

"I couldn't jack off for a week...when I got home I gave in and I had come like a bishop"
-K Johnson, WA

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Boeing like a 747

To be particulary stoned.

'You lean last night chief?'
'Yeah man, Boeing like a 747'

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Tight Like Dakota

When something is really cool, or good, people say tight. The thing is better than tight, it is tight like Dakota Fanning.

That beat is Tight Like Dakota

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I Like Pie

1. A distraction to interject into the middle of any conversation to direct attention to yourself.

2. A conversation starter in an awkward moment of meeting someone for the first time.

3. An internet phrase used to show how childish the user is.

4. An exclamation of how much you enjoy a layer cake with filling

I Like Pie

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