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A female with an unnatural likeness to sperm. Usually to the level of collecting seimen in a jar to cast a spell on the man who unloaded the load. Much like a voodoo doll.
Eevee had sex and took the cum shot in a jar. From that moment on she is known as JW; aka the Jizz witch
When he cums on your chest and you fall asleep, then peel it off in the morning. What you’ve got is a jizz feather.
I woke up covered in jizz feathers.
when you have a wank and let it dry on the end of ur cock then try to piss whilst the girl sucks u off
get down and give me a jizz whizz bitch
Wearing a suicide best while having intercourse, which is timed to blow up when you cum.
“Yo did you hear about Austin”
“Yea I heard he died doing an Osama Jizz Laden”
A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
Someone who plays with semen that looks more like toothpaste.
Boys. Ahem: We all know you are jizz jigglers sometimes in that rest room. I go to the other one.