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Big emo, His dad likes men and his moms a great teacher. WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAAAVE MEEEE
"Hey bro, Nice cock"
"See that guy? Hes so unfunny"
"Yeah thats oliver masters"
the act of getting jewerly or other items stuck to your boobs
Oh Kassandra! You have a pretzel stuck on your boob you Bling Master (Boob Magnet)!
often used for people who run faster than lightning itself when thinking that someone is hurt or in danger when no one even needed their assistance, but most likely would slip and fall while doing it
“OH MY GOD JAY ARE YOU OKAY?!”
*master sprinter bursts out of no where wondering what happened and falls*
Perc master:" hello again kind sir, heres a blunt for you my perc son"
Jake:" OH MA GOODNESS I LOVE YOU PERC MASTER "
perc master:" Anytime "
The hero of the Iranian release of Halo.
See Master Chief.
Master Sharif kills Flood dead
The master of bait is a professional fisherman
Two swans in front of his eyes
Colored balls in front of his eyes
It's number one for his Kelly's eye
Treble-six right over his eye
A big shot's voice in his ears
Worlds of silence in his ears
All the numbers account for years
Checks the cards through eyes of tears
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
All he sees is the back of chairs
In the mirror, a lack of hairs
A lighted room, checks fill out
Here the players all shout
Bingo-Master’s Breakout!
A glass of lager in his hand
Silver microphone in his hand
Wasting time in numbers and rhymes
(One hand drug and faces bright)
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
Came the time he flipped his lid
Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to
Bingo-Master's Breakout
A hall full of cards left unfilled
He ended his life with wine and pills
There's a grave somewhere only partly filled
A sign in graveyard on a hill reads
Bingo-Master's Breakout