bang me

putting your finger(s) in a girls vagina.

my pants are off; now bang me dammit!

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sock me

expression commonly used by Evan Krumholz, and subsequently by all his friends, it has two essential uses

1.A Gay Joke
2:A horribely gay, and unsuccessful pick up line

Me:I'm so bored tonight man, what is there to do?

Evan:ummmm, Sock me

or

Josh:Yo man, that bich over there is mad hot!
Evan goes up to her
Evan:SOOOOOOOOOCK MEEEEEEE

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blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me

1. What you say when someone is going on, and on, and on about their boring ass life and you want to show how obnoxiously hilarious you are.

2. Also a Finding Nemo reference.

Kieran: oh! So I forgot to tell y’all that I’m gonna be a father!

Emma: blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me

Simon: that was harsh, Emma.

Andy. But needed. Let’s go watch Finding Nemo

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take me

i want u but u make the first move take me

oh brad take me!!!!!

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Sue Me

An exaggeration of the legal term to literally sue someone.

Oh, just went out for a drink with the lads. Pissed on the carpet, you say? Well, Sue Me!

Oh, I just had a raunchy night with your best friend, Bob? I wasn't in my own my at the time Sue Me!

*keep in mind there are better examples than this*

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Figgadeel me?

Another term used to say "You feel me?".

I think cops are wack, they're always bitin my shit, figgadeel me?

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Get at me

Phrase that means, "Check me out." Used when bragging.

Felix: Oh shit, you murked that fool!
Alton: Get at me bitch.

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