Your Not Tough

A simple cutting down of an idiot who thinks their god-almighty. this seems to work best with little grommet kids who want to fight the world and those with bigger ego's than dicks.
Its easy to remember and a little repetitive, i have yet to see anyone come up with a good comeback to it.
a hint is to keep the sentences short and calm, something thats confusing to a screaming pre-teen.

*little grommet kid making trouble, trying to be cool/gangster*
"you can all suck my balls!!! i hate the world! i wanna sleep with your mum!"
"oi kid, your not tough."
"suck me"
"No. just no. forget it, your not tough."
"i said suck me!"
"forget it kid, your not tough"

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Hakuna your tatas

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".

Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.

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your dad lesbian

Way worse insult then “your mom gay”
It is a phrase used to fill people

Jack: your mom gay:
You: your dad lesbian
Jack: *dies*
You:😈😈

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bop your bussy

When a song is so great that you just can control yourself so you 🅱️🅾️🅿️ your 🅱️USSY

Me: hand me the aux cord
Friend: you better not play any crap music
Me: I got you. Your gonna {bop your bussy}
Me: *plays Tetris But Brendon Urie laughing*
CrankThatFrank in the background: IM BOPPING MY BUSSY RIGHT NOW

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what's your angle?

synonym of "What's your deal?"

the speaker is asking the other person what his/her intentions or motives are, often in a cynical manner.

Think of it like chess, what view do you have of the situation? What's you're perspective on it? What're you trying to accomplish?

*friend never hangs out with group*
friend: "hey you wanna come hang out at my place?"
me: "what's your angle?"

disclaimer: I've never used this, I just found it on twitter and wanted to define it for us out-of-the-loop-ers

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Frosting your turd

When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.

Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.

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