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When your fucking a girl in winter and it’s to cold to finish in her
Boy 1 How was last night with Suzy
Boy 2 not good it was to cold in my house (because I’m a no good bum who can’t pay my heat bill) do I had to give her a Canada Dry
The one soda that still tastes good after going flat while being sugar and caffeine free.
"The Canadian ball sack goes Canada Dry after a month of back to back sex. "
You get to suck a homie till his skin comes off and it isn't sus
Yo man lemme suck you dry it's Janurary 13th, aka, National suck a homie dry day
A joyless act of noncing performed during a period of sobriety
He was so bored at the party, he ended up dry noncing a boar
Refraining from drinking water or eating food for hours after a male ejaculation, said to cause fatigue.
Tommy has been dry walking for 4 hours, I'm getting worried.
When you shit into a toilet and, when flushing, the water rolls the shit around the bowl leaving skid marks all over the inside of the bowl. The appearance looks like you shit into a dry toilet or a "dry gulch".
Brandon:*walks out of bathroom with a smug look on his face*
Brandon's co-worker Jimmy:*walks into stall* Jesus man, what in the fuck did you do in here, there's shit all over the bowl?!? Did you even flush?
Brandon: Mexican buffet last night bro!
Jimmy: You dry-gulched the toilet man - might as well just replace it since we can't use it now.
A loser with no friend whatsoever
Person 1: That guy is such a dry peanutbutter jar