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Another word for condom
Damn, those smash bags were a little too big for my johnson
A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.
Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...
Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!
Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!
Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!
Mark: "Did you hear about John?" Jessica: "Naw" Mark: "He got 2 years for smashing-reef"
The act of giving or receiving a blowjob while watching Shrek.
My girlfriend is an all-star at smash mouthing.
Eating like there is no tomorrow
im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds
The point during sex were the women is about to orgasm, when she says "I'm cumming" the male pulls out his dick and beats the living shit out of her clit till her pussy litteraly exsploeds.
You won't like me when I'm angry "clit smash"