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The shitty things that keep you down in life.
"Oh man I can't go out tonight, I have all these bills, my girlfriend is a bitch, I can't afford it !!" "My friend it sounds like you have some Poop Shackles on you."
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When a guy is giving it a girl in her poop chute while getting it in his poop chute from another guy
On a starry night we found a girl and decided it would be a great idea to play poops and ladders.
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A valve or regulatory device controlling the flow of feces or other fecal matter, such as sewage.
Make sure that the poop valve is closed before you leave tonight, Mike.
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Feces left in the water tank of a toilet.
Frank was so nasty! He left a penthouse poop for Mom to clean up!
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The time shortly before one has to poop. The urge may begin to set in and is accompanied by very smelly farts.
Man do my farts really stink...I must be in poop purgatory!
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Can also be a group activity, especially at a workplace where an initial coworker starts off a standard dump but does not flush. The initial worker then inspires coworkers to continue to add layers to the 'lasagna'without flushing as to surprise the custodial staff or the workplace prude. It is virtually unpunishable given bathroom and privacy laws.
The poop represents the meat and cheese layers, while the toilet paper acts as the noodle. When done as a group effort, the heterogeneity of layers offered by various diets makes the poop lasagna a true workplace team building activity.
The guys on third shift really bonded last night by making a poop lasagna that went past the lid.
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