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Girl who is so impossibly hot and cute at the same time that you just want to throw her in a potato sack and marry the shit out of her.
Guy1 "Rihanna is so hot.. my god."
Guy2 "Yeah Rihanna is hot as fuck."
Guy1 "Jessica Biel is hot, too."
Guy2 "Fuck No. You couldn't be more wrong, Jessica Biel is a straight up potato sack girl, to say she's hot would be total understatement."
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pOtAtO bUg EnDiCott also known as Liana, is the manager of WORLD FAMOUS CELEBRITY " SANJUICE THE GREAT ".
The lines that make her the MOST annoyed are :
" Idk ur my mangaer "
"you're my manager "
" im not sure your my manager "
" you're my manager how am i supposed to know "
" you're my manager you should choose "
You're my Manager, Potato Bug Endicott, How am I supposed to know ??
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The beautiful act of jizzing onto your partner's back, waiting for the jizz to dry, and then tearing it off your partner's back and then feeding the dried jizz to them.
Friend: How was your date last night?
You: Pretty good, I gave her a excellent meal and then a Boston Potato Chip as desert.
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Those bags under your eyes after you have been up all night.
I haven't slept in days... I have huge potato sacks..
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Protective Potato Mode is when a person who calls thyself a potato wraps their body in a blanket and curls up to form the shape of a potato, usually to hide from danger
She didn't like how the movie was going so she went into protective potato mode.
Amish man shitting on a women’s tits
man I really wanna arookstock potatoe shooter on a washington country women’s titties