red sox

the red sox are the best team in baseball..they owned the yankees (chokees) in the alcs..almost got swept but then kicked there sorry cheating asses..then swept the cards in the WS..we danced on the chokees lawn and in front of there pathetic fans and all a-rod (dora) could do was sit and cry because he is a little girl who likes to slap balls out off ppl's hands LOL WHAT A GIRL

Bill: Hey did you hear the medical association is coming out with a new choking symbol??

Chuck: No, what is it?

Bill: The yankee sybombol HAHAHAHA

Chuck: HAHAHAHAHA why is that again?

Bill: because they completed the biggest choke evah in mlb history against the RED SOX

Chuck: wow they must suck really bad

Bill: yea they do, they cheat to..A-rod slaps balls and jason giambi uses steriods and so does gary sheffield

Chuck: man the RED SOX must be really good..the yankees are so bad

Bill: duhhh the RED SOX owned them..i mean absolutley kicked their sorry cheating asses hahahahahahaahah YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000!!!

Chuck: i love this, the RED SOX rule

Bill: duh

Tom(in a chokees hat): well if it hadnt been for riveria blowing 2 saves in a row..we would have won

Bill and Chuck: YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000! yankees suck! yankees suck! biggest choke evahhhhhH!!!!!! WOOOOO HOOOO GO RED SOX!!!


YANKEES SUCK

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red sox

The red soxs are the biggest 'dick' suckin 'losers' in the entire 'universe'....the last time they won a world series was in 1918 ......so omg they won once since then there a bunch of ball suckin jizz lickin 'cock' 'suckers' in the history of sports,.....and if ur a red sox fan ur fuckin 'stupid' nd wait u can all go suck somethin

red soxs can suck mah dick...

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Red Bull

Energy drink containing Taurine, owned by a Thai company and made in Austria, the U.S. and several other countries, very expensive in the first world.

"When I go to Thailand, I'll buy 200 bottles of Red Bull to take home!!"

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red october

Like the movie, hunt for red october, when a person goes missing or non responsive but during a business deal.

Bud: "Hey McCallister, call Bill and see where we are at in the decision process."

McCallister: "Bud, you are seriously wacked. I can't get a hold of him because he went red october after the meeting where we said he didn't have the signing power."

Bud: "True."

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Red mist

Military word: when a sniper shoots someone in the head.
red mist is the term for head shot.

Did you see the red mist

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Red Soldier

*A soldier of a communist country, hence the word "red".

*An online store that sells Russian military perephinelia, including Soviet-era items.

"Cool stuff to check out, until an ego-patriot catches you on it and calls you a commie."
-me

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Red Shit

Alcoholic Beverage, Red in colour. Of strong consistency, usually very cheap. Any drink of this description can not be used by it's actual name, purely "Red Shit".

I'm of to the bottle store, what do you want me to grab?
Red Shit.
Sack or Bottle?

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