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To brag.
To speak on and on about something one knows nothing about.
Do not run your jib about your basketball talents, no one cares.
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Running a Red light; to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman on her period.
Man 1 : Apparently Chad fucked Stacy on her period last night, theres blood all over his sheets and his towel.
Man 2: Ugh, nasty! He should get a ticket for running a red light
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A joke that people call a person and ask.
When they wake the person will that that they mean is your refrigerator on. But for the joke it looks like the person is saying that their Refrigerator is actually running.
Kid: *Calls random person* Hello is your refrigerator running?
Person on phone: Yes
Kid: Well you better go catch it. *Hangs Up*
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Finding yourself in a situation that is fast-paced, and physically overwhelming. Often that feeling is heighted by a sense of mass confusion, and personal ineptness. Term was first coined to describe the "D-Day" invasion of World War 2. When Allied ships inflitrated Nazi shores, and infantry troops literally had to "hit the ground running", to keep from getting shot.
"I started my new job today. It was so busy, I had to hit the ground running, and had no time to get any training in."
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having sex with a woman during her period.
come on now baby, you know i dont got no problem "running the red light"
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talking shit, stirring shit, letting your mouth run off without thinking.
"Stop running your mouth like a bitch!"
"Dave has been running his mouth about me to everyone."
"ZOMG STFU NUBBIE DNT RUN YUR MOUF AT MEH!!1!11111"
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a variation on the teabag. The teabagger must be pantless and run at full speed towards the victim (helps if the victim is sitting). The teabagger then leaps at the victim with his legs apart and slaps the person in the face or mouth with his genitals. If done correctly the victims neck should snap. The teabagger will be feel a great deal of pain but boy is it worth it.
Chris: "I need to get home but my ride is passed out in a chair... how can I wake this bitch up?"
Ryan: "Three words, running start teabag!"
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