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Wiping out hardcore in a public place with no hope of a graceful recovery.
Man, did you see Kayla eating shit last night at the club. Her face was all fucked up this morning.
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A very compact turd. As if a penis rams another's anal cavity, causing the shit to be nice and compact.
Man, I just took the biggest fag shit. Felt like a rock came out my ass.
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a pain in the gut that is a result of having to take a big dump
"pull over, i gotta shit cramp!"
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Somebody who is indeed being an asshole, but not necessarily having bastard nature (ie born during wedlock). Also abbreviated to shitbas
"Man, i must have left the car keys way out there in the jungle"
"Oh my god, you shit bastard!"
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Simply being shoes that one changes into before performing the act of defecating in the bathroom, most commonly used in an office setting or other close encountering professions. The act of changing your shoes gives you a sense of "anonymity"in the bathroom for those who look under the stall to distinguish the occupant by the shoes he or she is wearing.
Whenever you do your business at the office, remember your Shit Shoes!
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To be incredibly drunk! Also, an awesome line from lady gaga's dirty rich beautiful!
Oh man, I don't remember anything from last night, I was shit wrecked!
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