When a guy buys a round of drinks for people he doesn't know to show the woman at the bar he's interested in that he has a lot of money. One must not actually have a lot of money to buy status shots, but one must have enough to pay for the round and be prepared to repeat the process to let people continue thinking he is wealthy.
Tom: Who is this douche approaching our table?
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
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Hockey term used by the boys when theyre out wheeling for the night. Usually occurs when the boys have a reason to grant the first shot at her to someone in particular on the team. ie - birthday, long cold streak, etc. Relates to hockey in that a penalty shot is a free shot at the goalie with no defenders against you or in this case the hottie at the bar.
Player 1 - "Hey boys see that broadski down the bar there?"
Player 2 - "Yeah bro shes a dime. But since its Johnnys birthday well give him a penalty shot."
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A way to drink alcohol.
First invented in Washington DC by an inventor known as ooohlie.
Description: Should look like 4 shots of vodka in one.
How to make a Hyper Shot:
Take either a styrofoam or plastic cup (usually provided by a crappy motel or hotel), Fill the cup with some type of vodka (preferably Ciroc), If its a small cup, you should have about 4 shots. If its a larger cup DO NOT FILL TO THE TOP FOR THIS IS NOT A HYPER SHOT ANYMORE, thats a you're gone shot. Only fill about half way to make about four shots. Now that you have a cup of alcohol, Drink it without stopping until its all gone. You might want to chase it with some sort of soda or drink, but this is not allowed or else it is not considered a Hyper Shot. There is no chasing Hyper Shots. You should feel results in 10-15 minutes. If not, Repeat with another Hyper Shot.
guy: Dude! Put that soda down! You don't chase Hyper Shots! Now we have to do it all over again!
other guy: I think we need more styrofoam cups.
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A term used right before a male blows his load right onto the ceiling above him.
"Ceiling Shot!" exclaimed Jack has he blew his load all over his parents ceiling.
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when a gay man cums inside another mans butt and then in his eye
Josh gave Nick a dual shot last night.
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taking a shot of your choice from the grundle of some dude
I was out n Motown the other night, and the next thing I know my draws are off and I'm laying on the bar as people were doing grundle shots off me; I guess they didn't mind the stench from the hot yoga sash I just came from.
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When you go to a fast-food restaurant and fill those little white cups with ketchup then you and your friends drink them. The person who can survive the most ketchup shots without needing a drink or throwing up wins.
Yo brahh Darren had 28 ketchup shots!
Dude that's nothing! Mikey took 52 ketchup shots!
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