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Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).
Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.
You drink Whiskey.
You get drunk, Belligerent even.
You than scream Whiskey, Glare at all your friends and smash whatever is in your hand/closest.
Whiskey Smash!
- Glares at everyone -
- Smashes cup on floor -
Another word for condom
Damn, those smash bags were a little too big for my johnson
A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.
Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...
Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!
Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!
Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!
Mark: "Did you hear about John?" Jessica: "Naw" Mark: "He got 2 years for smashing-reef"
The act of giving or receiving a blowjob while watching Shrek.
My girlfriend is an all-star at smash mouthing.