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The Canadian Lumba Ratus is a slang word in the east of Canada regarding a hill billy who has a disliking to showers and the washing of clothing. They’re people who are unclean and known for rudeness.
Ryan: I’m a grown man and I have the rights to not shower or wash my clothing. I don’t need anyone else’s opinions!
Jax: Alright you Canadian Lumba Ratus…
A footjob in which is committed in a breakfast restaurant establishment; Denny’s, IHOP, etc. two parties have to engage in a public area. One person disembarks their footwear and the other unveils their pecker. After both parties are ready for the act, either one puts maple syrup on their foot/feet or wang. When such is done, the person gifting the sexual act starts activating their foot or feet on the male genitalia to come to result preferred by the attending parties.
Me and Daryl noticed Gerald getting a Canadian Footjob under the table by the town whore Lewis.
When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.
She was screaming when the Canadian Submarine was put in.
A sexual act in which syrup and semen (cum) are mixed in a glass. Typically a whisky glass or shot glass, to create a sweet and savory flavor profile.
Tasha wouldn't swallow, so I made her some Canadian Eggnog and she's been swallowing every drop ever since.
Not fucking Ketchup chips, Kraft Dinner, or California Rolls!
You: What Canadian Cuisine?
Me: Not Kraft Dinner, California Rolls, or Ketchup chips.
When you decide you want to get freaky in bed and you take a bag of milk freeze it and when your partner is sleeping out it over there face and shit all over then and proceed to run it all over then while fucking them
I pulled the Tasmanian Canadian on my wife last night she filed for a divorce this morning