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A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.
Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!
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When you have a sugar high off the energy drink monster and your having sex.
Last night i monster cawk slapped that girl
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The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."
Jenny went for a trip downtown where she saw a crack-face monster flailing along the sidewalk.
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One who has never had the energy drink Monster.
Jose was classified as a monster drinking virgin upon announcing he had never taken a sip it.
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in short, a cum guzzler
JACKIE! YOU'RE A WHORE. YOU THROAT YOGURT MONSTER
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Used by Phillip J. Fry from the TV show "Futurama" to describe sex.
Leela let's ditch these aliens so they can do the Sideways Monster Mash.
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one that will fuck anything that moves. man or beast
josh : dude tony is such a poony monster
sean : ya man, the girl he fukd last weekend looked like
fukn sasquatch
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