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The ATF Can Suck My Dick

This is just for the mug

Chad: Hey Kyle did you get the "The ATF Can Suck My Dick" mug?
Kyle: Fuck ya i got that mug!

by FuckFuckingFuckBalls May 2, 2022

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opening up a can of whoop ass

To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass

When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.

by EatingTacosRightNow January 3, 2016


Something's wrong, I can feel it

When you look at scp-001, knowing it causes cardiac arrest followed by death, and your father is in a hospital emergency room for cardiac arrest

Something's wrong, I can feel it. I think my father has died, but I haven't been updated of it yet

by โ™ฅ๐Ÿ—บโ˜  May 24, 2021


can I buy you a drink?

This phrase is recognised as the best way to attract members of the opposite sex. Let's face it, who dosen't want a free drink?

Can I buy you a drink?


Sure.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

56๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Can I ask you something?

That question which often precedes "are you gay?"

This can come from anybody who has little experience going about somebody potentially in the closet, most of all those who don't know to avoid asking directly. That includes friends, co-workers, parents, cousins, family, and even other known gays.

Heterosexual: Hey, can I ask you something? Don't be offended. You don't need to answer if you don't want to.

Internally- panicking and closeted homosexual: Yeah, what is it?
Heterosexual: Are you gay?

by 83rd element December 27, 2018

25๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Two can Van Damme

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.

"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"

by jgf September 30, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


You can kiss my ass.

When someone thinks they can have a good day.

You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.

by Me will make t bad be die April 15, 2020

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž