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Used to describe someone who's annoyingly dim and slow
The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.
Sort it out yourself you---you fucking stupid donkey!!!
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same as donkey punch , but with brass knuckles.
i gave her the thai donkey punch. knocked her out and i came right after.
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We are all familiar with the "donkey punch" however the newest trend with females is the REVERSE DONKEY PUNCH. This revised version of the original donkey punch occurs when a woman is fucking a man and she is on top and before the man cums, she punches him right in the face preventing climaxing and shocking the fucking hell out of him. This is where the girls take revenge!!!!!
That fucking bitch!!! She reversed donkey punched me!!!!
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When one is having sexual intercourse with their partner and right before climax one strikes her in the back of the head with vigorating force with intent to cause the twatty fun hole to give an ultimate masturbation grip on one's super studley retarded man snake. Side effects generally are major bruies around the dangle worm of fury, loss of memory, concussion, and possible though rare, coma, death, and loss of function of the man-gina or the man-gina itself.
Dick hardcore donkey punched Jane and gave her amnesia.
Police Report: "A couple abbrasions on the back, possible cause of death is a hardcore donkey punch to the back of the cranium. The Twatty Hit Slap Antagonist has strucken again..."
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This is a hybrid of the pink sock and the donkey punch. Basically it's when you are doing someone in the ass and right before you are about to cum you punch the person in the back of the head and rip your dick out which will cause the anus to first tighten up and then hang out like a tail after the pull out.
I was banging this chick in the ass and with every stroke the odor of shit was more and more present and I got mad because of how gross it was so I pink donkey tailed the bitch in anger. Maybe next time she will wash her assole out before anal.
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When a cruel owner of a donkey buys an airplane duct taped the donkey to the bottom of it, fly's the plane over a open field. the owner jumps out of the airplane and surprisingly grabs the donkey. the owner rips the donkeys hide off and makes it into a parachute all in mid air! very hard, but possible. safely the donkey lands on the ground but has to go through a series of mental therapy before attempting again.
-Dude i met a sky diving donkey yesterday and he was awesome!
-Wow! thats so sky diving donkey!
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The ugliest of uglies... the beast of all beasts...
The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.
They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.
See also Hippocrocodillaped
AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Man, that girl's a right Zambizi Swamp-Donkey... I need eye bleach STAT!
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