French Military Victories

Type 'french military victories' in a Google search and hit "I'm feeling lucky."
What should come up is:
Did you mean: French Military Defeats?

This implies that there have been no French Military Victories

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French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

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angry french canadian

A sexual act consisting of fucking a girl form behind with her ass upward. When you are about to cum, stick a funnel in her ass and pour maple syrup into her asshole.

I gave Margaret an angry french canadian because she made my angry french canadian without poutine.

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Blackened French Fry

n. 1. A black person who hangs out with only white people. 2. A modern day definition for an Uncle Tom.

G-Cash used to be down for his people but now he's a blackened french fry.

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pardon my French

See wordexcuse my French/word.

Je can't speak-ay le Frances. Pardon my French.

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pardon me French

To apologise for using bad language

However not bad language in the sense of French... More like swearing...

Holy shit!

Oh, pardon me French

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french cinema

A cinema that specialises in erotic films... Some do plays and others do movies.

I *DIDNT* go 2 the french cinema yesterday... really... *wink* *wink*.

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