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That old lady that lives down the street from you that has over a dozen cats named after each of her exboyfriends that have done her wrong.
"The crazy cat lady makes me nervous...she's always walking around, screaming at her cats with a meat cleaver."
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To force a lady bug to unwillingly crawl on your finger in order to get good luck.
Boy 1: Come on lady bug crawl on my finger. COME ON
Boy 2: Dude that doesn't count thats lady bug rape.
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The Ultimate Male Fantasy:
Either a muffin in the shape of a lady, or a living female, fully composed of muffin, both varieties have a disticnt lack of clothing. The only essential ingrediant is the cherry placed in the middle.
Adam: Dude!, your eating a naked muffin lady!
Ally: I know!, it's awesome!, and i just popped the cherry!!!, i have a whole box of naked muffin ladies, you want one?
Adam: Hell yeah i do!!!
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vertical wrinkles right above a person's top lip; a real turn-off.
The last time I saw Sharon Turner, I noticed she had old lady lines.
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when u pull a scratcher and take her home after a night on the town with the boyo's.
god that scratcher i was lady riding lastnite was a hound.
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Yes.
She can be a bad influence on children.
She shows to much private parts in music videos.
person 1: hey, is Lady Gaga weird?
person 2: well, i think so, i mean she just shows to much
nasty stuff...
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A term used to describe a ginger's pubic region.
(sees ginger) What's up lady red bush?
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