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A term used to justify drinking before noon (since it is widely noted if you drink before noon you are an alcoholic). Beer light savings time equals whatever amount of hours needed to make your morning drinking equal noon.
ie: drinking at 8 am adding 4hrs of beer light savings time making it noon and therefore compliant with social standards of no drinking before noon.
Richard: You are an alcoholic, it is only 10:45 in the morning.
Jim: I am well aware of the time dick, however we are now in beer light savings time.
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A very cold night, where a pregnant girls nipples get so hard they pop, and blood and milk spills all over.
O No!! She is about to have a Bright Light Nights!!
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Let me tell you now, about a friend of mine
He tried to shoot them lights, with whiskey and the wine
He didn't get so far, ah his gun was wrong
Now my sweet friend, where's your song?
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Now that friend of mine, he never made a day
Didn't know what to do, told him to get away
I ain't going yet he said, I'm gonna be a star
I got a gun my friend, sitting in the car
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Let me tell you now, about a friend of mine
He tried to shoot them lights, with whiskey and the wine
He didn't get so far, ah his gun was wrong
Now my sweet friend, where's your song?
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
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A stripper who looks great inside of the club, but haggard in natural light. Usually found in the seedier parts of town.
Hey man, wanna go get some drinks and see some black light beauty's after work today?
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Similar to the Purple Heart in the military, the Red Light Heart is sleeping with all US Military branches (Air Force,
Army, Coast Guard, Marine Corps, Navy).
I just got my Red Light Heart and now it burns a little when I pee.
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Light as a feather and stiff as a board is a sexual game played by teens everywhere. This game usually involves multiple partners, although can be played with only two people. Usually the male will lay on the ground blindfolded without clothes while the other members of the party surround him. Now this member can be a female, but traditionally the role is played by male. The other members of the party now use paintbrushes and dip them in warm cups of water, and then paint the middleman with water. This goes on for approximately 2 minutes. During this time members of the party will also take markers and draw a “wigi” board on the middle man’s stomach and chest. Once the wigi board is complete one half of a crayon is placed on the middle man’s board. After 2 minutes the other members then start lightly touching the middleman with various objects and things such as their fingers, silverware, and other body parts. This continues as a tease until the middle man is as “stiff as a board”. Once stiff as a board members around the middle man begin to chant the words “volo postulo Adveho nobis” in unison. At this time all of the lights should be off. The game is played in many ways. Some participants sexually tease the middle man until he ejaculates and then read the encoded message from the wigi board. Others will finish the game by continuing to chant until spirits intervene. In both cases the middle man should ejaculate which signifies the end of the game.
Girl 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!
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When one simultaneously turns the lights off in a room, and pulls their scrotum over a high intensity flash light. The result is everyone in the room immediately locking eyes with your glowing orbs.
When Larry did the New Richmond Night Light, it really lit up the room.