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National Freak Day is on July 28th. it means that You can Grip anything Choke anything Kiss anything and ladies can put there Ass on anyone along with guys dick’s on anyone this day!
Tre: “I need to go to my girl house today”
Que: “why?”
Tre: “Nigga...ain’t you hear....it’s National Freak Day!”
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National cutie day is on December 24th and is the day of which the cutest girls were born. Cutest of these girls have bird names resulting in a never ending pool of cuteness.
Hey Robyn were you born on december 24th cause you the cutest girl ive ever seen.
National Cutie Day is on December 24th and you are cute
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a day on october 23 where clothes will not be necessary.
“why is he not wearing clothes?”
“ITS NATIONAL NO CLOTHES DAY OFC!”
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The month of April is national horny month, yes all month Taylor...
National horny month is april
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August 1- when you tell your girl you love her. this day is all abt her, so celebrate her. post her, write her a paragraph abt how amazing she is, and let her know how much you care.
hey it’s national girlfriend day
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when one takes their sense of national pride to extreme levels as to become an unintentionally comical stereotype of what patriotism embodies and deliberately hating those that don't share the same intensity that they have, particularly those from other countries, other races and other religions...they are identified by their over-the-top demonstrations and admirations for national symbols, like hundreds of small American flags on their front yard, attaching gigantic American flags to the back of their pick-up trucks, etc...and their ability to turn any common, everyday conversation no matter how mundane into an instant political debate...the temper on people exhibiting this characteristic is incredibly short and are best avoided whenever possibly, particularly during summer months where heat adds on to their already enflamed attitude and news stories about Black Lives Matter or removal of confederate statues kicks it up several notches...
the family's hopes of having a peaceful family dinner were quickly crushed as father's hyper-neo-nationalism was triggered and he masterfully managed to turn a point over the color of one of the children's shirts into a full-on tirade about the corruption of the mainstream media and why black protestors should be locked up for the rest of their lives.
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A day you celebrate your inner smexiness.
And call everyone smexy
What’s up Hayley, Your looking very smexy today! Hapoy National Smexy Day!
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