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Default and first job board for digital branch including marketing, design, sales, social media and more where you can easily find your next job.
-If you want to work with marketing experts you should definitely try Rocket Jobs
When you wake up after a night of drinking and find that you not only pissed yourself but you shat yourself too...
Dude.... I just fuckin' The Rocket ed myself...
When a girl on her period spins around on your dick while riding cowgirl.
“Last night Steve wanted to try a red rocket kitty twister and we got the sheets all bloody”
When you're getting a hand job and a wax job at the same time. Make sure it's from one of the cute asians, not the fugly one
Friend: How was the wax job?
Me: It was good. She gave me the ol' rip and rocket
Friend: Sick!
When a chick wearing high heels crushes your balls, then makes you ejaculate red.
"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."
When a girl is on her period and suddenly sneezes and a giant blood rocket shoots out of her
"god bless you, Tina"
"Thanks. I'm on period so you know how that goes"
"Blood rockets suck! They just blow out of you!"
like the creampie, only some one ejaculates into the anus. The receiver then squeezes as if they were about to take a massive dump, ultimately shooting cum out their ass like a rocketship exiting atmosphere.
damn, Sally's mud rocket stained my ceiling