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A short kid that has a huge Dick
Why are you dating David he's so short
He has a Short Boy Surprise ;)
When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.
In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.
The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”
The act of 69-ing with a pocket pussy on all testicles but you must have done these steps before engaging otherwise it be kinda gay doe:
1. PUT ON BLACK SOCKS IMMEDIATELY BEFORE LOCKING THE DOOR
2. You must already be high before engaging
3. If one of the members is a female you must shove a dildo in every hole
Jared: Aye yo bruh we finna Super Succ Surprise 69420? Im wearin black socks
Jarod: Yeo bruh go shut the door and pull out my blunts
Jared: Alright bet
Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."
When you get sloppy toppy through a gloryhole.
"I was at this adult book store last night and I got a top notch juicy surprise from the glory hole in the bathroom."
A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"
SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.