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An Uncle Peter

A selfish and uncaring person who only cares about themselves and no one else. They may also have violent and aggressive tendencies.

The criminal was a bit of an uncle Peter as he had robed an old lady.

by Ass cracker 56 June 11, 2024


Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

Grave robbing

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

by OnendunWontcare September 19, 2023

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Uncle Ronnie

A Friend who pays child support works a lot has a child with an ex wife that sleeps around with other men and goes on weird spur of the moment trips with his brother Joe

Man uncle ronnie did it this time when he met that girl

by Jmj0313 January 27, 2024


Uncle Ronnie

A Friend who pays child support and has an ex wife a kid and works so much. Spent time in the slammer and goes on wild adventures with his brother Joe.

Uncle Ronnie sure did it this time

by Jmj0313 January 27, 2024


Uncle Matt

Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,

Just been chucking a uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023


Uncle Matt

Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts

What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023


Uncle Taming

the act of taming an uncle for breeding purposes. There are multiple steps that must be taken in order to breed your own uncle or indeed the uncle of another person
1. You must taste blood
2. Search for an eligible Uncle
3. Take the chosen Uncle to the state of Israel, choosing any city
4. Immediately leave the country and leave the Uncle behind
5. Upon arrival home, the Uncle will be either in your basement or in a spare bedroom
5b. If you have neither the taming will fail
6. Mount the Uncle with a saddle and do not let him buck you off for 2 hours after mounting
7. With the Uncle broken, you must now breed him
At this point you should have successfully tamed your uncle and made him breeding stock

"sure Jessica i would love to come to your party with all those women but i'm busy Uncle taming and i fucking hate women"

by THAD SMASH January 31, 2020