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the guy you call up when you're single and in desperate need of getting ate out, cause you know he'll always do it
omg I am dying for someone to just rip off my pants and eat me out right now. I'm gonna call my meal guy
Never used in examples, other than that of Guy 7, his best friend. Guys 9-12 are in the same circle.
Guy 8: Yo wassup
Guy 7: Nothing, you?
Guy 8: Nah
Guy 12: *chillin*
Guy 13:
A Garlic Guy (like the Garlic Girl) is a gender neutral term for anyone who sees garlic in a recipe and goes "Yaaaaasssss" and then doubles the amount.
Dad: “why’s there a $800 charge on my credit card?!?”
Me: “sorry Dad, I’m a Garlic Guy”
the best mincraft speedrunner, fuck off
glider guy doesnt know how to craft an iron chestplate
Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.
The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.
The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him
That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy
Usually a small cock under 6 inches
Troy Guy is a guy who has a small peen