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A guy who constantly picks up, or takes out, horrifically trashy women.
Adam: "Dude, I heard our mate Sam is trying to date that Mel chick again."
Jared: "No way... she's even more slutty than his ex!"
Callum: "Come on guys, just accept the fact that Sam's a Garbage Man, and we'll never mention this horror again."
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when a guy's hormones start going all over the place and they act all moody and bitchy.
Tom Cruise is always man pmsing these days and is Oprah!!
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A insperational dude who is great at wetting girls panties.
I just watched Dhar Man, and it was VERY cash money!
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Half man half shrimp creature said to be living under Pompano Beach Pier since the late 1940’s. The story goes that when a 53-year-old construction worker died when making repairs on one of the old light posts half way out on the pier. He was electrocuted and fell into a swarm of shrimp and disappeared never to return again as human but as a deformed version with shrimp like appendages. It is said that numerous children fishing for shrimp bait have went missing over the years. Some say The Shrimp Man uses them as bait for his meals. The local Government has denied any likely hood of this happening but sources close to Pier officials say that there is a cover-up as to not upset tourism dollars. To this day, there have been hundreds of sightings.
The Shrimp Man and his shell, eat the entrails of a thousand child.
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a type of man generally found near playgrounds and school gates. More rarely noticed lurking in the shadows near Mr Whippy ice cream vans. Particularly dangerous to young girls and boys of a certain age who still wear above the knee shorts.
....'Police today arrested a man in a mac near the county primary school. He was found to be in possesion of two bags of haribo star mix, a thomas the tank engine annual and a tub of KY jelly. A spokesman warned angry mothers and Daily Mail readers not to storm the police station and lynch him.'
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someone who dedicates their life to some sketty wench even though they cheat on him and can't be trusted
Xander knows Jenny cheats on him but he still goes back to her, he's such a beta man
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A man seat is a seat in a womens clothing store. Usually located near the changing room. In which a man can sit and rest while his girlfriend, spouse, or friend is in trying on large amounts of clothing.
Men tend to favor stores with man seats because they give opportunity's to rest while on long shopping sprees with their female companion.
*2 men Sitting on a man seat in a girly shopping store*
Guy 1: Oh sweet dude this store has a man seat
Guy 2: Yeah man I've been on my feet for like 2 hours
Guy 1: Oh dude you have the sweet life I've been walking round for 6 with no food!
Guy 2: Oh man you have the hard life
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