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A small wanker that sucks shit out of ebony midgets
Matt peacock sacked his shit last night out of black ebony
Matthew's are talented, kind, generous, motivated, loyal, organized, and intelligent. They are good-hearted people, who will always make you smile. They are selfless and pure. Matthew's are generally very athletic, and they have nice hands. Something about Matthew will make you want to touch his face, particularly in the chin area. Matthew's always smell good, too. And they give the best hugs. Matthew's (especially Italian ones) are the cutest people ever. When you find one, don't let em go :)
"Matt(hew) is Julia's boyfriend."
"Did you see the amount of hand sanitizer he has? He's a Matt(hew) for sure."
"That musician is so talented. A total Matt(hew)."
I've heard Matt Walsh believes that aliens built the pyramids
You're the man (sometimes used sarcastically)
Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"
A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.
Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.
The name given to a guy who gets rejected no matter how many times he asks the same girl out.
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who got rejected 20 times by the same girl?
Person 2: He’s such a Matt Wright!