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The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.
Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!
The high pitched screech some doors make. Also possible of being made by humans.
The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls
When someone looks so dirty or looks like they come from a dirty house.
His clothes are dirty his hair is a mess it looks like his screen door stinks.
If you call your friend a door bell, most likely, she is short and doesn't know what "paying back" means
A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.
As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.
When an inexperienced firefighter has to open every compartment door on a firetruck to locate a specific tool.
There goes BIll fanning doors again to find the hose stretcher.