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Sometimes sold at 7 Eleven stores and popularized by Seinfeld. Also, cute and preppy young gay men who summer on Nantucket and prefer to be, well, on top.
After going sailing off the coast of Nantucket, Trent hooked up with Brian who is a total muffin top.
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(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.
bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"
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to take a poop into the top part of someone's toilet...simply lift up the top and do your business. is also fun to clean up.
i went top draw on tom cause he eats salads
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A description used by open market greengrocers to tempt customers. Literally a 'top-grade' banana.
"Top banana, fourbunchferapaand."
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You can find top shotta's in NW London an also Brixton an Tottenham.
Don't come to da endz if u think ur a top shotta u will go home on London Transport!!!
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Developed by me and a few friends, muffin top describes the fat that leaks over the top of a chicks pants when she wears jeans that are 2 sizes too small.
Man, that chick has some serious muffin top action
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