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a statement used to tell people that you are not rich. even though the literal meaning is wrong, as money comes from paper, and paper is from trees, the meaning of the statement does have some use, and is always a good statement to live by.
Jane doe: mom, can i have these 100$ jeans?
Jane doe's mom: no honey, money don't grow on trees!
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See Happy Tree Friends. (The following definition is based on the cartoon's forums.)
A crazy place where spam runs rampant, furries talk about how they want to sex up the characters, emo and goth 8-11 year olds post about how they want to commit suicide and the occasional smartass enjoys flaming people on a totally unrelated topic. Also common is a thread which argues on a cartoon character's freaking gender.
The ratio for on-topic posts to spam is 1:12. Most on-topic threads aren't worth reading anyway because they'll turn into a flamefest within 5 posts.
In some cases, the boards have actually been used as an insult on other message boards. (i.e "Go back to the HTF forums you scum!")
If you like Happy Tree Friends, steer clear of the message boards because it will warp the way you see the show itself.
Typical Happy Tree Friends Forums' Thread:
Goth1CPuNKben: WHO h3rE LIKES BLoody TEars? they so awe;smoe my fav band EVAR.
32 Pipe Love: You're a dumbass, nobody likes your shitty band.
Goth1CPuNKben: SHUT UP I SOOICIDE NOW.
Foxlady_sex: I LUV U GIGGELS! I WANT 2 SEX!!!
sumguy: balls
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Someone who loves and respects nature, even to the point of fanatacism. Often are involved in nature based religions, such as Wicca.
Meghan and Nick Forsberg are tree hugging dirt worshippers.
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Word that only niggas who have transcended past existence can use. If used correctly, could shatter the universe and every dimension in existence. Nothing happens to the nigga using it due to the transcendence effect.
Random Person: Ur mom gay lol
Nigga(enraged): ur dad lesbian!
Scared person: um hehe, ur Granny Tranny haha
Nigga(final transcendence form): ur family tree bi
Person: Implodes and fucking dies
Universe: Shatters and dies
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: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.
B: What's going on over there?
C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.
A: *muffled chuckling*
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A superhuman roast, responding to the whole chain of "Your Mom Gay", "Your Dad Lesbian", etc. Be careful with this roast, as it can hurt the victim used upon to the point of death.
"Your mom gay"
"You're dad Lesbian lol"
"Your family tree LGBT"
*Victim brings hands to head, tries to comfort the searing brain pain, but dies violently.*
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A word used to describe those who are extrememly bangin'. It cannot be used on those who are just hott. You have to be hott and THEN SOME. You have to be utterly orgasmic and make women croon whenever they see you to be dubbed as Hott Tree House Sex. It can also be combined with other phrases. Like Cliche Cherry Poppin' Prom Night Sex.
Monica: Constantine was looking mighty fine on American Idol today
Katie: I LOVE CONSTANTINE! HE IS CLICHE CHERRY POPPIN' HOTT SEX IN A TREE HOUSE!
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