hair turd

1) When your cat coughs up such a giant hair ball that it looks like your dog took a dump. Made even more disgusting when they do it in their food bowl with a couple blades of grass sticking out of it.

Hey Honey, one of the cats coughed up such a huge hair turd that I thought our Labrador took a crap.

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Turd Channel

The Poop Chute, the Hershey Highway, aka Asshole.

Last night Diane let me stick my tube steak straight up her Turd Channel.

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Elephant Turd

To go immensely insane, preferably within a night club

"We stomp through like an elephant herd/ And we don't go ape shit we go elephant turd. That's my word" -Big Wax

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polish a turd

Methodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as AAA+ rated investments by Wall Street

Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments".

Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.

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turd jerker

Beings which employ fecal matter in order to effectuate a motion in such a manner that it simulates the act of masturbation on their genitailiæ in expectation of bringing to pass orgasm.

you are a turd jerker

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Turd wad

When you fart and a fart doesn't come out

Dude I just blew a turd wad

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turd-burgelling

when some is stealing turds from your facility and storing them in airtight sealed containers under there bed to preserve them for later smelling.

Ayrton we all know your turd-burgelling our turds when we take shits, it's ok if you do we just want you to tell the truth.

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