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When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off
The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.
Try it next Thanksgiving
*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"
A YouTuber that makes documentary-adjacent videos about the downfalls of shitty people.
"Do you know Chris Chan?"
"Oh yeah a saw a Turkey Tom video about him"
An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.
Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
Man. I fucked Amy last night. You should have seen the turkey sleeve on that one!
When you dislocate the legs of the bottom, then place the back of their knees on their shoulders, then fuck them mating press style.
Sandy: yeah Jared had me in The Gutted Turkey all night. That's why I'm in the hospital. Worth it.
Emily: what the fuck dude