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A person who is so spoiled that when they don't get their way turns into a hideous beast.
Whenever I tell my old lady no she turns into a real Knuckle Dragging Swamp Twat.
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE YA FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED?!
The appropriate thing to say when you smash your knuckles.
Oh! You twat licking shit fuck! My hand is killing me.
a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a "naughty neighbour twatting stick"
The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.
mooji - can you hear them trying to kick my door in?
dirtyfur - quick get the naughty neighbour twatting stick
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Russell Crowe's little known rock band.
Did you know that Russell Crowe has a rock band called "Big Russ and the Colossal Twats"
Yeah, he also owns the world's third largest beat farm
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sarcasm- used at the end of a really poor stoey or joke by an individual.
"i wish i was a twat"
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A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina
That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}
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