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“Slap ass year” is a free pass to slap any girls/boys ass. The slap ass year occurs once a year every year
I’m gonna report you for rape!
You can’t, it’s slap ass year
All Year You Can Slap Anyone’s Ass, Especially Your S/O
From January 1st to December 31st we are allowed to slap ass without any consequences
Boy : it’s slap ass year
Crush :so ?
Boy:✋🏾🍑
The 9 year old can usually be found in their natural habitat: either Fortnite or Gacha life.
9 year olds are really wild and sacred animals who are prone to yelling at deafeningly high pitches which are about 69420 hz. They have a really weird language that consists of fortnite, gacha life, roblox, etc. And they always yell swear words at each other, even including racist and homophobic slurs, as well as using gay as an insult. They will never shut up about hanging the filthy sluts. Oh and, if you don't have the most modern shit ever, they will slaughter you at a chicken slaughterhouse and sell your remains as Robux.
9 year old Timmy begged mommy and daddy to get him Fortnite, but he already had Fortnite. Because it wasn't the most modern shit ever, he killed the putrid cunt f_____s with his MEGA HYPER GALACTIC FORTNITE GUN 666. And he deafened his parents just yesterday. I worry for the quiet kid who has to sit next to him.
A year when literally many social icons and personal loved ones pass away within a short 12 month time-frame
The year of 2016 was a Harvest Year because of the passing way of celebrities like David Bowie, PRINCE, George Michael, Princess Leia and many more.
Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...
P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child