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Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister
This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
Person A: your mom gay
Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father
*the whole universe collapses*
in reference to a females genital diameter
yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!
see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight
a sentence charlotte says too much
“ your so tall..... what’s your point ?”
a sentence charlotte says too much
“ your so tall..... what’s your point ?”
a sentence charlotte says too much
“ your so tall..... what’s your point ?”
Advice to give someone who has put themselves in a frustrating, dangerous, or dire position.
"So you cheated on your wife, pick your spots, man."