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What my brother tell me when we’re being annoying to each other
Me: he’s not ugly he’s just ginger
My bro: up your nan
Me: wtf
Get out your phone and phone that ex on November 24!!
National phone your ex day (Nov 24)
So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.
so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air
A man who comes to your house and stands outside your house.
“Hey bill there’s a man outside our house.”
“OH NO THE YOUR HOUSE MAN JDJFJDJDFJFJFJFUFJRJ”
This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.
If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.
Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,
Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed
A northern phrase describing when something is certain - a sure bet
"was Jeffrey Epstein murdered to keep him silent?"
"You can bet your bottom bollock he was!"