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When someone goes ching-chong in your ding-dong
losing your man privilege is funny until it happens to you
be extra nice to your girlfriend on may 29th. what else can i say? she deserves the world
“oh shit! it’s may 29th! i have to be extra nice to my girlfriend today.”
“why?”
“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”
A meme were a Vietnamese tree soldier hunts Americans in Vietnam down and turns them into flesh pancakes.
American: a good day to take down some Vietnamese soldiers
Vietnamese tree soldier: ching chong your existence is gone
American: fuck this shit I'm out
Vietnamese tree soldier: *turns American into flesh pancake*
Vietnamese tree soldier: looks like my work here is done
a Vietnam war meme were an American gets turned into flesh pancake when Vietnamese tree soldier shoots him
American: Ah what a normal day destroying some Vietnamese soldiers.
Vietnamese tree soldier: ching chong your existence is gone
American: fuck this shit I'm out
Vietnamese tree soldier: *turns American into flesh pancake before he could frun*
Vietnamese tree soldier: looks like my work here is done
It means when you’re boyfriend or girlfriend is wearing the hoodie they’re going to give you later on in life, so it smells like them when you get it, no matter how much it was because they love you and love has no price
“Hey baby, look what I have on. I’m wearing your future hoodie lol”
when something annoying happens or someone annoys you, you say “your nans dead” or “that’s dead nan”
teacher: “you boys will be staying back at lunch”
boys: “your nans fucken dead” / “that’s so dead nan”
matt: *spills raspberry cruiser on dylan’s white shirt*
dylan: “your nans dead”
A person who is bitter and rude all the time.
What's your problem do you have apples in your ass