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1) Where you take a shit, and it turns out to be molten lava made of fecal matter.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.
Def. 1:
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!
Frankie who works night shift.
Who updated the shift report?
Frankie
Ya she's the shit.
When you really need to take a dump.
Friend: Yo, let's go get some food
Me: Nah man I got the shits
When you are shitting really really badly, to the point of it being something like constipation or diarrhea.
1: "Dude, I ate so much fiber. I am having the shits so badly!"
2: "It's because you downed that whole bag of almonds!"
Awesome, God-like, Beyond God-like. Almost at Chuck Norris status. Eg. The two guys in 'Sex Drive'.
Nerd: How do you get the confidence to hit on all these hot girls?
Guy: ...cos we're The Shit.
1. Giving you trouble.
2. Diarrhea
1. A. Everytime I watch the news they give me the shits. It's always pissing me off.
1.B. The new enemies in this game are really hard I heard, when I get to that part it's probably going to give me the shits.
2. I had to call off work today, because I got the shits and can't leave the bathroom.