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Apparently not that rare phenomenon when you weigh yourself up, then you take a shit, weigh yourself again and you notice you are slightly heavier than you were before the act.
The ultimate negative poo, in turn, is when you actually weigh yourself up during the act and you see yourself gaining on weight on the scale.
- Cannot be. Right before shitting it was like 170 lbs and now its 175!
- Negative poo at its finest.
Fucking fantastic also known as anal sex
I want you in me so bad will you poo pound me I love poo pounding
A frog that thinks it is a prince.
My poo gibbon wanted me to bow down to it. He's a frog, so I don't have to listen to that poo gibbon.
A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.
I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!
A poo which you do that you dont feel come out, you don't have to wipe and it flushes itself. You just hear the splash.
Roddy "I just did a Fantom Poo".
Tom "Lovely".
that feeling you get in your bum after you do a long, hard poo that makes it uncomfortable to sit down for a while.
(troye sivan walks in the room after leaving for a long time and stands next to his boyfriend, jacob bixenman, who is sitting down)
jacob : sit down, troye
troye: n-no i'm good
jacob: OHHHH sorry i see what's going on
troye: hm - what?
jacob: you have poo bum, no fuss
troye: omg is that what u call that, like, tingly, moist, harsh feeling right up your bu-
jacob: yES! YES.. no more description, please.. but yes that's what it is
The sharp, acidic smell which creeps under the partition and hits your nose in a toilet cubicle when someone in the cubicle next to you is parking their breakfast.
"Jesus christ, Jeff... the poo tang in those thunderboxes this morning burned all my nose hairs out."
"It's a very nice bar but the WC always stinks of poo tang".