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The type of magic performed when a white witch breaks temporarily with her "do no harm" rede and does a little black magic when she's pissed off.
The man I fell for online turns out to be a scammer that's asking me for money. I think I'll break out the voodoo doll and do a little gray magic tonight.
A sland term for masturbating for males.
Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.
When identical twins decide to switch for the other person in certain situations or places. The original twin is replaced by the identical twin and not many people are aware, except for the twins themselves and those who are very close to them. The replaced twin will act just like their counterpart who they replaced.
My twin sister Jessica saw this guy and asked her out on a date. She got sick, and I decided to step in her place and use some twin magic for the date. The guy didn't know I was Jessica's twin sister until a few weeks later.
The difference between a cream-pie and a facial
I’m about to be magically spontaneous watch this...
Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.
Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."
Male Domestic Short Hair Mix Cat
Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard
Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.
The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.