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The greatest of all the dons and the epitomy of natural pimp. many have imitated bt none will duplicate. known only as a phenomenon. ladies love him and haters hate him. the likes of stretch, flex luthor, tyler, UKL, willy jenius, JBL & Dr.J all come close bt none will rise to be his equal.
Oh my goodness, its the phenomenon... the True Don 1!
I reeeally want to b him!!
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Never admit your a hipster. This shows that you are definitely not a hipster.
There is no exception. Even friends do not discuss how hipster they are.
Annoying person: "Omg, I'm like so hipster!" i.e. breaking #1 rule of hipster
Hipsters: "K bye"
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A humorous way of saying "you did wrong!'
Meowth: That's Wrong!
Ash: 1 Mark for YOU!
Meowth: You smart aleck!
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In the context of dating, "Rule 1 and 2" is
Rule #1: Be attractive
Rule #2: Don’t be unattractive
Q: How do I get matches on Tinder?
A: Follow rule 1 and 2.
(other example);
YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE ON 8/12/22;
Chad: Yoor bootyfull
Katie: All these other guys are trying to demonstrate their grasp of written English in their first message to me, but not you. You're different. I like you
Bob: Chad, how the fuck did that pickup line work?
Chad: Rule 1 and 2...
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the day the most amazing person was born. me
person 1: "wow you're so amazing when were you born?"
person 2: "i was born september 1, 2007"
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an excuse made by desperate girls after having a sexual encounter with an ugly boy. the "3-9-1" describes their level of hottness on a scale from one to ten.
3: when you first meet them
9: the desperate point during the encounter
1: when you see them after
girl 1: did you do the nasty with him?
girl 2: eww yes.
girl 1: actually?
girl 2: yaa, i had a total 3-9-1
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n. the act of receiving a painful and intentional bite during fellatio; refers to a doublecross
When she found out I was cheating, she gave me the 1, 2 Teddy and now the doctors say the bite marks will leave scars!
He said he'd come through with the money, but at the last minute he gave me the 1,2 Teddy and now I'm broke.
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