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Something absolutely preposterous and absurd, used to express anger or irritation, amore powerful than the phrase "my foot".
We have 20 minutes to write this exam? My foot and a half!
When a sports team goes into the first half of the game strong and goes to shit during the second half
The Raptors have some pretty bad second half syndrome, did you see them against the wizards?
If you’re not sucking by halfway then your walking or swimming back to where we came from.
Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!
If life never got half for third time, but got for alyx time, let's make life get half for fourth time!
-Damn, my life got half for first time!
-Mine second time.
-Mine Alyx time!
-Damn, y'all lucky, but I got "Half-Life 4"
-Isn't Half-Life a game?
Someone that talks gibberish and mixes grunts and groans into their speech, just like Chewbacca.
Dan, ‘It’s got me fucked what Dad is trying to say.’
Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’
A poorly phrased or misspoken euphemism for comedic intent, or an unintended Freudian slip.
"Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.
A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.
Anything too gay to be labelled as such; anything on a completely different level of gay.
"I still can't believe Sony charges so damn much for the PS3. That shit is half-past gay."
"Oregon's football jerseys look about half-past gay. All 500 of 'em."
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