J-unit

Short for Jesus Unit. Something the head of LDS Church of Christ (on 10th street) in Salt Lake City came up with. It's supposed to make the missionaries that go out and harrass high schoolers seem hip

Mormon1: C'mon guys lets go out and convert all those nonbelivers with our little minibibles!
Mormon2: Then we can come back here and drink lemonade and listen to yellow card!
ALl: J-j-j-j-J-UNhiT!

PB&J

pussy breaker Jealous, after you have a long night with your girl and your girl have to go to the hospital because becuase you had sex for 3 hours or longer.

i had sex with my girl and now she is in the hospital way is that well because im a PB&J don't you wish you was one lol.

J-Moo

1. A term used to grab peoples atention.
2. A term used when bored.
3. A term used to grab atention when bored.
4. An adjective that can be used for anything.

1. "J-Moo!!!" "Dude, whats up with you?"
2. "J-Moo."
3. "J-Moo!!!" "Dude, were you bored or somthing?"
4. "Hey, your lookin prety J-Moo today." "Thanks" or "Dude, your cellphone is J-Moo!"

Kief J

A joint rolled entirely of kief. Also known as a KJ or K-Joint.

"Yo man lets go smoke this Kief J I just rolled!"
"Ok, Im gonna get ripped as fuck of that kief!"

j/f/a

Just Fucking Around

A twist-off of j/k (Just Kidding)

Guy: That's cold, man!
Me: Relax, dude i'm j/f/a

Turbo J

Pulling on a Bong, while a buddy (The J-Man) Drags on a J. Then Upon a thumbs up and removal of the hitter peice, the J-man will exhale into the stem peice of the water pipe, thus forcing your and his smoke into your lungs effortlessly.

Person 1: Its nice, we have a water pipe and a Joint in this rotation.
Person 2: Yea, we should do a Turbo J.

Rip a J

To have sexual intercourse; typically associated with manipulative, deceptive, or unemotional sex, but can simply be used to describe the activity if one feels uncomfortable with using the word "sex." The "J" refers to the slang term for vagina: "VaJayJay"

"What did you do this weekend? Rip a J?"
"Hell yeah, man."