dylan

hot. bug. sexy. everything you want in a man. his temper, short. his shorts, shorter. metalica yes please. semen? hes craving it. This is the man you want to be in your car to test how well the suspension works.

me: I'm really struggling to test how much semen I can take
you: sounds like you need a dylan in your life

Dylan

dylan is malasias man

“don’t touch dylan that’s malasias man”

Dylan

Heard he likes to watch those cartoons with the squids.

Yo that Dylan is so cute.

Dylan

Sader is a bitch

Yesterday Dylan

Dylan

An actual god walking amongst men. With the athleticism of greats athletes and the intelligence of Einstein himself. Dylan is a walking symbol for immortality

There is many great minds of the past both mythological and real. Elon musk, Zeus, Da Vinci, Dylan. They all fall under the same bracket

Dylan

Dylan is the friend that when you are around with them, you better hope you have an air freshener around to help dissolve the horrendous smell of him.

He is also known as the fat friend of the group as well.

"I thought a skunk smelled bad until I walked past Dylan in the school's hallway."

Dylan

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Dylan is Dylan