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A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.
My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.
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The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.
Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!
Maia: Wow! How did it feel?
Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...
When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.
When you insert an erect penis into a lubed anus and urinate until you empty your bladder and wait for the mudslide to start.
My step sister had not shit in three weeks so my dad made me give her an Alabama Douche.
Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest
Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.
Paper plates and plastic/paper utensils/cups. For special nights, use red Solo cups!
Let's use the Alabama china so we don't have to wash dishes!
Paper plates, plastic utensils, cups
Let's use the Alabama china tonight so that we don't have to wash the dishes!