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Asks how to make couscous

A request for information or clarity where the act of asking the question takes more time and effort than using common sense or readily available guidance.

he's asked how to access the wifi again. He's got the same information I do. If he asks how to make couscous one more time I'm going to kill him.

by Spanner16 June 13, 2023


how strange it is to be anything at all

Originally coming from the song “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea” by Neutral Milk Hotel.
But also from a famous YouTube comment stating the user’s same sex attraction to Edward Cullen from twilight.
Now it’s a common reference to the ridiculous and arbitrary nature of oppression and discrimination.

Maybe some thing wrong with me but I feel while watching video Edward Cullen so hot. But I am a boy and will be punished.

How strange it is to be anything at all.

by Diediediedieduemeow July 30, 2024


how to have a convosation

So this is how to talk

How to have a convosation ?
Say “hi” or something like that

Then if someone says it to you say it back

And start to chit chat

Send this to your freinds to teach them

by Only true facts here March 17, 2021


How’s the weather?

A subtle query used by the drunk, stoned, tripping, and otherwise inebriated to check a fellow’s self assessment of his or her condition. typically used in situations in which frank inquiry is not possible.

cashier: “that will be twenty dollars and 19 cents”
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)

by Dingus Hunter January 17, 2019


How thick is this chick?!

Said when someone is STUPID. As in, screaming In CAPITALS stupid.

'Thick' meaning thick skulled. 'Chick' applying to anyone, usually a younger person.

Chick can be Male, Female or Trans.

"So, I point where she's supposed to park and she says' Yeah, whatever...' looks at me like I'm stupid and goes and parks in a fucking Handicapped Parking. And I'm thinking, 'How thick is this chick?!' "

Thick.

by poveryonwheels January 22, 2023


fuck how it turn out

catch up or get left BRRRR

“ I’m big chillen fuck how it turn out, on who? me and Larry

by bigggpurrrr November 22, 2021


How to Train Your Dragon

Quite possibly the greatest animated trilogy to exist. The story of an outcast Viking teen and a downed dragon of night and their unlikely friendship that transforms the world around them.

(From the epilogue of How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World)
Hiccup: There were dragons when I was a boy...Oh, there were great grim sky dragons that nested on the clifftops like gigantic, scary birds. Little brown scuttly dragons that hunted down the mice and rats in well-organized packs. Preposterously huge sea dragons twenty times as big as the big blue whale. Some say that the dragons went back to the sea, leaving not a bone nor a fang for men to remember them by. Others say they were nothing but folktales to begin with. Eh...I'm okay with that. Legend says that when the ground quakes or lava spews from the earth, it's the dragons. Letting us know they're still here, waiting for us to get along. Yes, the world believes that the dragons are gone, if they ever existed at all. But we Berkians? We know otherwise. And we'll guard that secret until the time comes when dragons can return in peace.

by personpersonhuman August 24, 2023