Finger popping your asshole

Take you're sweet time doing something.

*knocks on bathroom door*
Him: baby, quit Finger popping your asshole! We are going to be late!
Me: ...Just getting out of the shower...not at all ready.

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Hotter than the devil's asshole

A more extreme expression to convey intense heat.

Similar to "hotter than hell", and more uncomfortably specific.

It is hotter than the devil's asshole and our a/c is broken.

Don't touch that plate, it's hotter than the devil's asshole.

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You have two assholes

An expression that came about in Springfield, Illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, "You have two assholes!"

This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.

Kid 1: You suck at Halo 3.
Kid 2: Well, you have two assholes!

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I'd lick her asshole

A phrase used to identify a girl that is attractive enough for you to lick her asshole. Excessive beauty is required

Check her out, she's a fox, i'd lick her asshole for sure.

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suck my asshole

My friend was being a bitch so I made him suck my asshole

shut the fuck up larry or your about to suck my asshole

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Bong asshole queef

(v.) sex position in which a hit of “tobacco” is inhaled, then exhaled into another’s rectum in order to soon be followed by a resulting and successful bong asshole queef

Dude, I was with this girl last night and she gave me the most righteous bong asshole queef.

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Chinese Asshole Virus

When you go too far in making fun of your asian friends and have diarrhea everyday for a year.

John: I was making fun of Dan (asian) and now I feel like shit
Jim: Well, safe to say you caught Chinese Asshole Virus

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